Due to the sheer volume of email messages received by the Office of the Nehm Tiwehkthihmpt, email inquiries received from anonymous senders, such as "John/Jane Doe," will be discarded without opening. If, after providing your name, you require anonymity, you may request it within the body of your message. Both your identity and the contents of your message will be kept strictly confidential.
Matters requiring paper correspondence may be sent to the addresses below and must include a stamped self-addressed envelope.
Office of the EPMC
C/O Jonathan "Wellamotkin" Landis
500 Englewood Rd. Apt. 5
Stockton, MO 65785